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Funny spider quotes spin a web of humor around our eight-legged friends! 🕷️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at their sudden appearances or their sneaky ability to hide, these quotes add a lighthearted twist to an often creepy subject. Get ready to laugh away your spider fears with these hilarious one-liners! 😄🕸️

New funny spider quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
2 months ago
Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
4 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'Out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳"
4 months ago
Share →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity – spider or yarn, the struggle is real! 🕷️🧶 May the yarn rest in peace – or should we say, rest in threads? 😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Commentary:
"Spiders out here living their best eight-legged lives, yet they still choose to crash at your place like distant relatives who never got the invite memo 🕸️🏠 #HouseCrashers"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Commentary:
🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Commentary:
Ah, spiders – the original web developers with a knack for finding bugs! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they were the true masters of debugging? They spin, they crawl, they catch bugs – the multitasking skills are real! 😄 #WebDevelopmentHumor
5 months ago
Share →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Commentary:
"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"
5 months ago
Share →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Commentary:
Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴
5 months ago
Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.