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23 Funny spider quotes

Funny spider quotes spin a web of humor around our eight-legged friends! 🕷️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at their sudden appearances or their sneaky ability to hide, these quotes add a lighthearted twist to an often creepy subject. Get ready to laugh away your spider fears with these hilarious one-liners! 😄🕸️

4 weeks ago
View →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
3 months ago
View →: Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
3 months ago
View →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.
3 months ago
View →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.
4 months ago
View →: Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.
4 months ago
View →: Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.
4 months ago
View →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.
5 months ago
View →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
5 months ago
View →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
5 months ago
View →: Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.
5 months ago
View →: I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
5 months ago
View →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!
5 months ago
View →: My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.
5 months ago
View →: Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.
5 months ago
View →: Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.
5 months ago
View →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
5 months ago
View →: Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.
5 months ago
View →: Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.
5 months ago
View →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
5 months ago
View →: Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.
5 months ago
View →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
5 months ago
View →: I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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