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22 Funny spider quotes

Funny spider quotes spin a web of humor around our eight-legged friends! 🕷️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at their sudden appearances or their sneaky ability to hide, these quotes add a lighthearted twist to an often creepy subject. Get ready to laugh away your spider fears with these hilarious one-liners! 😄🕸️

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
My life changed when I learned some house spiders can't survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend's home.

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025