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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Spotted on Twitch:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Spotted on Threads:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Going viral on Telegram:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Breaking via YouTube:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Live now on X:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Making waves on Instagram:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Seen just now on Discord:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Spotted on Telegram:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Just shared via Slack:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Seen just now on Discord:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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