36 Funny standing quotes

• I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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  2 months ago

  asking, Friday, front, girl, humor, just, longing, Monday, procrastination, standing, weekend, workweek

• I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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  2 months ago

  am, another, caffeine, coffee, energy, humor, humor quote, i, morning, sleep, sleeping, standing, tiredness, wakefulness

• No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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  2 months ago

  applause, behavior, comedy, crowd, entertainment, humor, irony, ovation, people, public, public behavior, sarcastic, situation, social, social situation, standing, standing ovation, start

• Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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  2 months ago

  excuse, forgetfulness, humor, i, late, lateness, shower, sorry, standing, stuff, thinking

• Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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  2 months ago

  40, arguing, argument, communication, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, internet, internet humor, observation, social, social interaction, spot, standing, text, text argument, texting, through, time, time-wasting, wasting

• That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, budge, embarrassment, humor, item, items, just, moment, need, pretend, shopping, situation, social, social situation, someone, stand, standing

• “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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  2 months ago

  age, body, humor, knee, popping, self-talk, standing, youth

• Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, funny moment, humor, just, karaoke, moment, motionless, panther, performance, pink, Pink Panther, song, stage, standing, theme, theme song, time

• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  2 months ago

  1, 50, activity, after, age, age humor, calling, floor, floor activity, gift, gift wrapping, gifts, help, holiday, holiday preparation, holiday spirit, humor, preparation, spirit, stand, standing, standing up, struggle, wrapping

• Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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  2 months ago

  better, bus, humor, irony, offer, people, room, sitting, standing, standing room

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