Funny quotes staring

11 Funny staring quotes

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

6 days ago

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

2 months ago

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

2 months ago

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

3 months ago

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

3 months ago

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

3 months ago

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

3 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

3 months ago

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

3 months ago