36 Funny staring quotes

• My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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  7 hours ago

  am, ceiling, daily, daily struggle, debating, humor, i, live, living, minutes, morning, morning routine, need, procrastination, routine, staring, struggle, thinking, tired, today

• Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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  13 hours ago

  8, cancer-causing, cancer-causing chemical, chemical, chemicals, every, excel, getting, hours, humor, job, microsoft, Microsoft Excel, office, sheet, staring, work

• Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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  17 hours ago

  answer, contemplation, frustration, humor, new, nothing, sarcasm, sky, staring

• Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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  17 hours ago

  ability, car, car ride, hours, never, patience, quiet, ride, silence, speak, stare, staring, underestimate, window

• Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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  22 hours ago

  chair, doing, doing nothing, grandparent, grandparents, humor, incredible, nature, nothing, observation, relaxation, right, sitting, staring, wisdom

• Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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  24 hours ago

  bed, excuse, humor, i, late, lateness, minutes, procrastination, sat, sorry, staring, towel, wall

• Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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  1 day ago

  anything, checking, comparison, disappointment, expectation, good, humor, magic, media, refrigerator, social, social media, staring, Twitter, waiting

• My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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  1 day ago

  addiction, day, humor, indian, Indian name, name, phone, phone addiction, smartphone, stares, staring, technology

• Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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  2 days ago

  call, communication, Earth, frustration, horror, humor, i, just, me, message, missed, missed call, phone, screen, sorry, staring, technology, text, text message, why, wondering

• Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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  1 week ago

  distraction, great, humor, life, miss, phone, procrastination, staring, technology, time

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