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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.
The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Commentary:
"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
1 month ago
Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Commentary:
"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨
2 months ago
Share →: Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of pretending you're the only one in the room while everyone's eyes are laser-focused on you 🕶️😏 Master the skill of selective visibility and you'll be the stealthiest social ninja around! 🦸‍♂️👀"
5 months ago
Share →: Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he's just trying to decide if you're worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic
5 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"
5 months ago
Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"