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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Trending via Messenger:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Making waves on Twitch:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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66 shares on TikTok this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Spotted on Instagram:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Seen just now on X:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Just shared via Discord:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Trending via Facebook:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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