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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Breaking via Twitch:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Going bananas on Threads:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Making waves on Discord:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Making waves on Twitch:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

31 shares on X this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Going bananas on Instagram:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Just shared via Messenger:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Trending via Twitch:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Spotted on Facebook:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Making waves on Slack:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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