15 Funny status quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like love has evolved from heart emojis to YouTube views 📺❤️ Who needs romance when you've got cat videos and DIY tutorials, right? 😂💔 #modernlove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the middle child of social media 🤷‍♂️ Stranded in the land of WhatsApp status, where our posts quietly whisper 'I'm here too, guys!' 😅 Maybe we're just too cool for the other platforms? 😎 #WhatsAppWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

  Commentary:
  Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you bills, just rename them as achievements. 💸💪 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the true MVP when your friend's mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax"

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