276 Funny still quotes

• I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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  37 minutes ago

  age, anywhere, humor, i, jet, jet lag, lag, lifestyle, still, tiredness, travel, where

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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  2 hours ago

  clothes, hear, i, know, laundry, machine, needs, procrastination, reminder, still, washing, washing machine

• You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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  2 hours ago

  2020, apocalypse, chaos, convince, hell, humor, living, me, open, pandemic, portal, still, surreal, year

• Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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  3 hours ago

  access, believe, hard, humor, infinite, information, intelligence, irony, paradox, still, technology, us

• Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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  3 hours ago

  abduct, abduction, alien, aliens, dressed, extraterrestrial, feels, humor, joke, me, pretty, readiness, ready, rude, sarcasm, still, waiting

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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  5 hours ago

  deserve, humor, i, irony, relaxation, self-awareness, still, thinking, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel, vacation, while

• It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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  5 hours ago

  actually, behavior, better, cheaper, consumer, consumer behavior, crazy, diamond, diamonds, ethics, grow, humor, irony, people, price, quality, real, real diamond, special, still, suffering, synthetic, synthetic diamond, thanks, thing, value

• Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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  6 hours ago

  even, fatigue, humor, little, most, power, powerful, sleepiness, sleepy, still, strength, tiredness

• Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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  8 hours ago

  advice, career, dream, dreams, field, follow, future, graduate, human, humans, humor, job, still

• Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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  8 hours ago

  2, 6, alone, am, being, broke, day, debt, everything, faith, humor, man, men, optimism, sleep, stay, stereotype, still, wake, wake up, work

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