154 Funny still quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.
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  2 months ago

  View →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
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  3 months ago

  View →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
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  3 months ago

  View →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?
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  3 months ago

  View →: David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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