261 Funny still quotes

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  1 week ago

  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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  believe, brand, business, company, company name, GoDaddy, humor, i, name, still, surprise

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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  2 weeks ago

  argument, belief, Christmas, good, holiday, humor, i, Santa, should, skepticism, still, stop, tradition, why

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  2 weeks ago

  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  3 weeks ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  1 month ago

  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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  adventure, alive, back, crazy, ever, experience, life, life experience, memory, nostalgia, reflection, still, stuff, survival, think, wonder, younger, youth

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