161 Funny still quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

  Commentary:
  "Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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  Commentary:
  "True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"

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