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27 Funny stomach quotes

Funny stomach quotes are the perfect recipe to tickle your tummy and your funny bone! 🍕😂 Whether it’s those growls during meetings or cravings that just won’t quit, these hilarious lines capture the quirks of our belly’s secret language. Get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate the true boss of our bodies—our stomachs! 🍔🤣✨

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Posted onMar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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