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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.
Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.
Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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3 months ago
Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Commentary:
"Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"
3 months ago
Share →: You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Commentary:
"Who needs existential crisis when you have a hangry stomach throwing a tantrum?! 🍔🤣 Remember, a fulfilling life starts with a full plate!"
3 months ago
Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"
4 months ago
Share →: Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?
4 months ago
Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Commentary:
"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"
5 months ago
Share →: Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Commentary:
"Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Commentary:
Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
5 months ago
Share →: I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄