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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Spotted on Threads:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Just shared via Telegram:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Just shared via Reddit:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Just landed via YouTube:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Trending via Telegram:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

61 shares on X this month:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

36 shares on Facebook this month:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Going viral on Threads:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Just shared via Messenger:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Just shared via WeChat:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Shared recently on X:

Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

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