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19 Funny stomach quotes
Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
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Feb 25, 2025
But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?
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Feb 9, 2025
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
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Feb 1, 2025
I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.
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Feb 1, 2025
Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.
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Jan 27, 2025
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
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Jan 27, 2025
I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.
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Jan 26, 2025
Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.
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Jan 26, 2025
My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.
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Jan 25, 2025
Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.
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Jan 24, 2025
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