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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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Replying to all emails with β€œya think?”.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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The older I get, no.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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People say, β€œListen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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