I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Posted on7 days ago
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. Posted on1 week ago
I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside. Posted on1 week ago
Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. Posted on1 week ago
My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life. Posted on1 week ago
Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. Posted on1 week ago
I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Posted on2 weeks ago