21 Funny stomach quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

  Commentary:
  Brain's out of snacks again! 🍿🤔 Guess it's time to restock on wisdom! 📚😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

  Commentary:
  When your stomach is stuck in the greatest plot twist of all snack time 🍬😂🤔

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  4 months ago

  Share →: How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs organs anyway? 🤷‍♀️ Just decorate your insides with some fancy plants and voilà, instant flat stomach! 🌿 Who knew being an empty vessel could be so trendy? 😂 #OrganFreeDiet"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs existential crisis when you have a hangry stomach throwing a tantrum?! 🍔🤣 Remember, a fulfilling life starts with a full plate!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"

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