16 Funny stranger quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? 🐱🤔👩‍💼 #PetTalksWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

  Commentary:
  "Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

  Commentary:
  "Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🙈 Maybe next time bring a back-scratcher just in case! 😂 #BackScratchEmergency"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

  Commentary:
  "Stranger: Your children are angels. 👼 Me: So was the devil. 😈 Who says innocence can't be mischievous!?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of shared smiles with strangers – it's like a brief but beautiful connection in the midst of the daily chaos! 😊 Keep spreading those positive vibes, one smile at a time! 🌟 #SmilesAreContagious"

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