14 Funny strength quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

  Commentary:
  "When you're a lion, you just swipe right on life. 🦁✍️😂 #NoTimeForPapers"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

  Commentary:
  "She's like a bouquet of wildflowers on fire, burning with the intensity of a million tiny suns! 🌼🔥✨ Beauty and ferocity entwined in her heart, like a whimsical tornado twirling through a field of daisies. 🌪️🌸 #FierceFlowerPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs velcro when you've got bulging muscles 💪💥? Ripping through pants like it's nobody's business! Watch out, fashion world, here comes the human Hulk 😂👖 #RippedJeans #StrengthGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She is both the storm and the shelter.

  Commentary:
  "Be careful, she's the kind of person who can knock you off your feet with her stormy personality, but then graciously invite you into the cozy shelter of her heart. 🌪️☔️❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

  Commentary:
  Resisting the urge to let those zingers fly is basically a full-body workout for your self-control muscles! 💪😂 Remember, sarcasm is just one more service we offer here at the "Snarky Comments Gym." Keep flexing those inner strength muscles, champ! 💬🏋️‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

  Commentary:
  "Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're saying I should consider it a strength training session every time I face a challenge? 💪🏼💀 Next time, just skip the workout and hand me a cupcake instead! 🧁😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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