24 Funny strength quotes

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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  bad, compliment, ever, humor, interaction, know, met, people, person, personality, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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  arm, arms, exercise, fitness, hair, humor, just, lift, people, ponytail, putting, strength, struggle, tired, weightlifting, weights

• What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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  career, good, humor, interest, interests, job, jobs, motivation, passion, skill, skills, social, social skill, someone, strength, strengths

• Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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  argument, ask, contradiction, couch, girl, girls, help, humor, jar, open, relationship, strength, throw

• I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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  am, blooming, dust, i, independence, nature, quiet, quiet strength, rebellion, resilience, ruins, strength, through, wildflower

• The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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  animal, concern, divorce, humor, independence, lion, metaphor, relationship, strength

• Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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  chuck, Chuck Norris, comedy, fire, humor, joke, norris, piece, rub, strength, together, toughness, wood

• Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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  combination, contrast, delicate, emotion, fierce, heart, nature, strength, wildfire, wildflower

• All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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  away, enough, humor, pants, strength, strong, tear, tear away

• She is both the storm and the shelter.

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  both, contrast, duality, humor, nature, personality, shelter, storm, strength

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