Funny quotes strength

13 Funny strength quotes

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

2 months ago

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

2 months ago

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

3 months ago

She is both the storm and the shelter.

3 months ago

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

3 months ago

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

3 months ago

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

3 months ago

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

3 months ago

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

3 months ago

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

3 months ago

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

3 months ago

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

3 months ago

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

3 months ago