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6 months ago
Share →: Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Commentary:
"Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Commentary:
"Story of my life! 🍔🥞🍕 Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? 😅 #DietFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Commentary:
Oh, the perils of literacy! 📚🤦‍♂️ Who knew that mastering the ABCs could lead to such chaos and calamity? Farewell, blissful ignorance; hello, endless bookshelves of doom! 📖😅 Remember, it's all fun and games until you discover the labyrinth that is the English language! Best of luck navigating the treacherous waters of reading! 🌊🔍
6 months ago
Share →: I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze"
6 months ago
Share →: My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"
6 months ago
Share →: Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's mind wandered off without leaving a trail…🤑🏝️ Keep searching for that elusive money, it might be on a vacation of its own! 💸🔍 Remember, a little humor goes a long way in the search for missing funds!
6 months ago
Share →: Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between student and syllabus! 🎓💥 Just remember, education is like a rollercoaster ride – it may leave you feeling a little dizzy, but the journey is always worth it! 🎢😄 #LifeOfAStudent"
6 months ago
Share →: Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Commentary:
"Ah, the quintessential dread of returning to work – it hits differently after a delicious lunch, a rejuvenating vacation, or simply facing the reality of adulting 🙈 On the bright side, at least you can always look forward to your next break or retirement 🌞💼 #MondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic reverse climb to success! 🧗‍♂️ Starting from the bottom and heading down? That's certainly one way to keep life interesting! 😂"