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4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Commentary:
"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!"
4 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of 'back in my day' warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don't ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?"
4 months ago
Share →: How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Commentary:
"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?"
4 months ago
Share →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Commentary:
"Day 12 without chocolate: I didn't know my left eye could even hear, let alone choose to go on strike over chocolate! Must be holding out for the good stuff."
4 months ago
Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!
4 months ago
Share →: Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of kitchen woes: slaving away for hours to create a masterpiece, only for it to disappear in mere seconds, leaving behind a mountain of dishes that seems to reproduce on its own. It's like a twisted game of culinary whack-a-mole – just when you think you've conquered the kitchen, the dishes pop up again, laughing in the face of your clean plate aspirations."
4 months ago
Share →: Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Commentary:
"Trying to balance being a sleepy girl with a busy life is like trying to juggle coffee cups on a Monday morning – you just know one of them is going to spill!"
4 months ago
Share →: Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Commentary:
"Ah, gravity, the eternal prankster, always aiming for that cheeky pants-down moment. It's like your own personal wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen! Stay strong, keep that belt tight, and give gravity a run for its money!"
4 months ago
Share →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"