146 Funny surprise quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

  Commentary:
  "That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

  Commentary:
  "Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

  Commentary:
  "When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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