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Funny surprise quotes

May 9
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
May 9
Share →: When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.
Sep 29
Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
Sep 22
Share →: The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.
Sep 22
Share →: I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
Sep 22
Share →: An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
Sep 22
Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
Sep 22
Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
Sep 22
Share →: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.