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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Being strange is exhausting.

Live now on YouTube:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Reported on Instagram:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

Trending via Telegram:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Just shared via WeChat:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Reported on Discord:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Shared recently on TikTok:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Making waves on Threads:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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