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"Remember, a diamond is forever… but so is your teen's grudge collection! 💎😅 Keep a glowing collection of both, because you never know when you might need to trade one for the other! ⚖️😂"
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- As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
- If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
- Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”
- My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.
- I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
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"My teen being nice to me is like finding a rare gem 💎 in a minefield of eye rolls and attitude 💁♀️💸. I guess kindness isn't always free, especially in the teenage world! 🤑 #TeenagerDilemmas" -
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Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear -
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Looks like the teen drama is hitting its peak! 👚🧼 Who knew clean clothes could cause such chaos? 🤷♂️ Next up, will folding socks be considered a hate crime? Stay tuned for more laundry shenanigans! 🧦😆 #TeenAngstLaundryDay
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- My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.
- I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
- My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.
- If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
- If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.
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