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Funny television quotes

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

4 weeks ago

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

1 month ago

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

3 months ago

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

3 months ago

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

3 months ago

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

3 months ago

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

3 months ago

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

3 months ago

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

3 months ago

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

3 months ago