25 Funny television quotes

• If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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  5 days ago

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• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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  6 days ago

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• America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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  7 days ago

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• The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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  1 week ago

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• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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  1 week ago

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• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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  1 week ago

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• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  1 week ago

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• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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  1 week ago

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• Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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  1 week ago

  entertainment, humor, irony, leisure, much, product, self-deprecating, supervision, television, too, zero

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