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16 Funny temperature quotes

Funny temperature quotes bring a hilarious twist to those unpredictable weather vibes 🌡️😂 Whether you’re freezing like an ice cube 🧊 or melting like a sunny popsicle 🍦, these witty lines will keep you laughing through every degree change. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up a chilly day ❄️☀️, get ready to enjoy some clever heat and cold humor that’s sure to warm your heart! 🔥😆

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Posted on11 hours ago11 hours ago

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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