18 Funny temperature quotes

• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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  3 weeks ago

  72, American, Americans, bro, casual, casual speech, Fahrenheit, Funny, humor, i, joke, man, outside, oven, speak, speech, temperature, weather

• “I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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  2 months ago

  being, budget, complaint, cost, dollars, everything, expense, frustration, getting, heat, money, temperature, tired, weather

• The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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  2 months ago

  age, chill, cold, death, died, factor, humor, joke, meteorologist, temperature, weather, wind, wind chill

• This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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  2 months ago

  change, heat, hell, hot, hot temperature, humor, i, me, realize, survival, survive, temperature, weather

• If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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  2 months ago

  AC, cold, cold preference, heat, humor, invite, keep, lizard, me, please, preference, temperature, terrarium

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  2 months ago

  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

• Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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  2 months ago

  comfort, expense, fortune, heating, humor, indoor, inside, irony, just, know, outdoor, outdoor heating, people, practicality, spend, temperature

• Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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  2 months ago

  cook, humor, relationship, shower, temperature, water, women

• Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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  2 months ago

  heatwave, humor, tantrum, temperature, weather

• Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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  2 months ago

  20, baking, cooking, everyone, food, humor, instructions, kitchen, matter, minutes, say, shout, shout out, temperature, time

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