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Funny temperature quotes

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025