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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Going viral on Discord:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Making waves on Discord:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Funny temperature quotes

Funny temperature quotes bring a hilarious twist to those unpredictable weather vibes 🌡️😂 Whether you’re freezing like an ice cube 🧊 or melting like a sunny popsicle 🍦, these witty lines will keep you laughing through every degree change. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up a chilly day ❄️☀️, get ready to enjoy some clever heat and cold humor that’s sure to warm your heart! 🔥😆

New funny temperature quotes 👇

17 hours ago
Share →: If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Commentary:
Turning a home into a sauna one degree at a time! 🦎☀️
2 days ago
Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Commentary:
Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
4 months ago
Share →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"
4 months ago
Share →: Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Commentary:
"Seriously, who gave Mother Nature a label maker? She's out here having a temperature tantrum like it's nobody's business! 🌞😅 #HeatwaveHavoc"
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Commentary:
👩‍🍳🔥 "Big shout out to all the rebellious chefs out there, throwing caution to the wind and sticking with their 180°C for 20 minutes method! Who needs instructions anyway, right? Keep on baking on the wild side!" 🤣👨‍🍳
6 months ago
Share →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Commentary:
"Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess that rules out conversations with ice cubes! ❄️😆 Keep it cool and carry a thermometer, folks! 🌡️😜"

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Trending via Threads:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Just shared via Threads:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Seen just now on Discord:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Spotted on Facebook:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Reported on Facebook:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Making waves on Facebook:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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