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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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My parents think they know me.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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