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44 Funny thank quotes

Funny thank quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a little laughter 😂 into your expressions of gratitude 🙏. Whether you’re thanking a friend for their goofy antics or a colleague for their quirky sense of humor, these witty lines add a twist of fun to any appreciation moment 🎉. Dive into the world of giggles and gratitude, and discover how a simple thank you can turn into a chuckle-worthy moment that brightens everyone’s day 🌟!

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

2 days ago2 days ago

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

1 month ago1 month ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

2 months ago2 months ago

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

2 months ago2 months ago

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

2 months ago2 months ago

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

3 months ago3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

4 months ago

You only live once and thank God for that.

5 months ago5 months ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

6 months ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

6 months ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

6 months ago6 months ago

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

6 months ago6 months ago