31 Funny thank quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸‍♂️📉😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of unrequited love! It seems like the only men interested in you are the ones you're not interested in – the irony! 🙅‍♂️😅 Maybe it's time to start a 'No Interest Club' for all the admirers you'd rather not have!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

  Commentary:
  Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn

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