28 Funny thank quotes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I'm at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thank God my pets can't talk. They simply know too much.

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I'm ready! Thank you.

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025