52 Funny thank quotes

• I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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  5 hours ago

  appreciate, bond, character, humor, i, interest, james, James Bond, joke, movie, movie character, myself, next, rejection, running, self-deprecating, spy, thank, understanding

• I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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  9 hours ago

  adversity, am, everyone, gratitude, growth, humor, i, me, person, personal, personal growth, resilience, sarcasm, thank, today, transformation

• I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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  12 hours ago

  fan, huge, humor, interaction, loud, loud voice, people, politeness, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social interaction, thank, thank you, voice, welcome

• Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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  16 hours ago

  day, daydream, dreaming, escape, God, gratitude, headphone, headphones, humor, relaxation, thank

• I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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  18 hours ago

  colleague, department, difficult, difficult time, humor, just, learned, news, office, planning, retreat, sarcasm, team building, terrible, thank, thoughts, time, work

• When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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  23 hours ago

  again, attitude, breakup, communication, conversation, going, gratitude, humor, i, interaction, me, never, relationship, response, right, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, talk, thank, thing

• Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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  23 hours ago

  birthday, breakup, ex, humor, idea, love, loving, manipulation, manipulative, me, only, sarcasm, text, thank

• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  24 hours ago

  another, daily, daily routine, day, God, gratitude, humor, routine, screen, screen time, technology, thank, thank you, time

• “Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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  1 day ago

  Amtrak, customer, customer service, humor, joke, Monopoly, problem, service, thank, train, transportation, travel

• Thank you, moon, for staying awake so late.

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  5 days ago

  awake, gratitude, humor, late, moon, night, staying, staying awake, thank

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