Funny quotes thanks

31 Funny thanks quotes

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

2 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

2 months ago

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

3 months ago

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

3 months ago

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

3 months ago

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

3 months ago

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

3 months ago

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

3 months ago

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

3 months ago

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

3 months ago

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

3 months ago

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

3 months ago

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

3 months ago

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

3 months ago

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

3 months ago

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

3 months ago

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

3 months ago

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

3 months ago

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

3 months ago

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

3 months ago