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5 hours ago
Share →: Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Commentary:
"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"
3 days ago
Share →: Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"
1 month ago
Share →: “Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Commentary:
"Why let AI play telephone with my emails? 😂🤖📧 #ICanReadMyself"
1 month ago
Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Commentary:
Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️
4 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Commentary:
🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Commentary:
"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"
5 months ago
Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"
5 months ago
Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Commentary:
👽🚀 "Attention all extraterrestrial beings, Earth is in quite a peculiar state at the moment, so your arrival would definitely be a welcomed sight! Think of it as a cosmic rescue mission or a much-needed intervention – we promise to make it worth your while with some intergalactic snacks and a front-row seat to our entertaining human drama. So, dear aliens, what are you waiting for? The show is about to begin! 🌍✨"