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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Trending via X:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Reported on WeChat:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Breaking via X:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Going viral on Discord:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Going viral on Reddit:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Seen just now on WeChat:

They expect me to work at work.

Trending via YouTube:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Making waves on X:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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44 Funny thanks quotes

Funny thanks quotes are the secret ingredient to spice up your gratitude game with a dash of humor and a wink 😉. Whether you’re thanking a friend for their epic dance moves or just appreciating the barista for that perfect coffee ☕, these quotes will have everyone chuckling while feeling appreciated 😂. Perfect for cards, texts, or social media posts, they’re a delightful way to say thanks with a giggle! 🎉

New funny thanks quotes 👇

12 hours ago
Share →: Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Commentary:
Meeting weirdos from my couch: the future is now! 🛋️🤪📱
17 hours ago
Share →: After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Commentary:
This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
2 days ago
Share →: I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Commentary:
When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: “You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Commentary:
Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵
2 weeks ago
Share →: “You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Commentary:
Giving up was the secret ingredient in my chill smoothie. 🧘‍♂️🍹😎
2 weeks ago
Share →: “Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
2 weeks ago
Share →: I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Commentary:
Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
2 weeks ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Commentary:
"Keeping my words in quarantine 😂🙊"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Commentary:
"When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Commentary:
"Ah, just what I needed—my personal fly-through drive-thru! 😂🪰🚪"

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Going viral on Slack:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Making waves on Snapchat:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Going viral on Reddit:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Going viral on X:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Going viral on Facebook:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Spreading quickly via X:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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