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49 Funny thanks quotes

Funny thanks quotes are the secret ingredient to spice up your gratitude game with a dash of humor and a wink πŸ˜‰. Whether you’re thanking a friend for their epic dance moves or just appreciating the barista for that perfect coffee β˜•, these quotes will have everyone chuckling while feeling appreciated πŸ˜‚. Perfect for cards, texts, or social media posts, they’re a delightful way to say thanks with a giggle! πŸŽ‰

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

β€œOMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œYou’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

β€œDo it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Sign at the zoo says β€œdon’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

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