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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Just landed via X:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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