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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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