Funny thief quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"

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