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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Funny thing quotes are all about those moments when *one thing* ends up being way more hilarious than expected! 😅🎉 Whether it’s the weird things people say, the random items you always lose, or just that one *thing* you never should’ve done, these quotes prove that life is full of laughable “things.” Prepare for a good time — no matter how small the thing is! 😂🔍💭

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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