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"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹♂️🤣"
211 Funny thing quotes
Funny thing quotes are all about those moments when *one thing* ends up being way more hilarious than expected! 😅🎉 Whether it’s the weird things people say, the random items you always lose, or just that one *thing* you never should’ve done, these quotes prove that life is full of laughable “things.” Prepare for a good time — no matter how small the thing is! 😂🔍💭
Trending Funny Thing Quotes 🔥
- Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.
- The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.
- I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.
- The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
- Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?
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"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! ☕️🦁😴" -
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"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️♂️🤣" -
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"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein" -
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"Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂" -
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"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂" -
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"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦♂️🔢🤣" -
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"The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂" -
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"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
Top Funny Thing Quotes 🔥
- I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
- Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
- People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
- The only thing I gained this year is weight.
- Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.
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