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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! ๐๐ง โจ
304 Funny thing quotes
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
Best thing about TikTok is you literally donโt need to follow anyone to have a good time.
โDo something with your life.โ Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?
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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
โIโm at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.โ
I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
