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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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