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6 months ago
Share →: Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Commentary:
"Hello bedtime, my old nemesis! My brain and I engage in our nightly battle of wits. 💭😂 Lights out for now, but the real fun begins in dreamland! ✨😴 #BrainVsSleep"
6 months ago
Share →: For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Commentary:
"Finally found a place where my strange thoughts can feel right at home…along with everyone else's! 🤪📱💭 #FacebookSavesTheDay"
6 months ago
Share →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Commentary:
"Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Commentary:
Whoever coined those phrases must have had money on their mind 💰😄 Talk about a true cash flow of creativity! They really hit the jackpot with those gems! 💎 #ShowMeTheMoney
6 months ago
Share →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how Twitter turned all the nonsense swirling in our minds into a global circus? 🤪🎪🐦 Just imagine all the random thoughts and hot takes that were trapped in there before – poor brains must have been so overcrowded! Thanks, Twitter, for providing an outlet for our nonsensical banter! 😂 #TwitterHumor
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Commentary:
"Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Commentary:
"Ah, the perennial question of life… 🤔🎬 Who knew our thoughts could be so entertaining? 🤣 Cue the laugh track for every awkward encounter and random thought! 😂🎭"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal love story between a human and a BBQ grill. 🤔🔥 Who can resist that smoky charm and those sizzling good looks? Maybe it's secretly dreaming about you too, filled with tender thoughts of juicy steaks and sweet marinades. 😂 #BBQLoveStory"
6 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"