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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Seen just now on Discord:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Making waves on Reddit:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Trending via Messenger:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Just landed via YouTube:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Just shared via X:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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64 shares on Slack this month:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

60 shares on Slack this month:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Spotted on Threads:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Just landed via Facebook:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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