Funny TikTok quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

  Commentary:
  "When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs TikTok when you've got a good old-fashioned watch to tell time and keep you entertained? ⌚️😄 #TimelessTech"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

  Commentary:
  If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! 💄💁‍♀️ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! 🔮✨ #MakeupTutorialMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"

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