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Later is the best time to do anything.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Just shared via Slack:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Just landed via YouTube:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Live now on Facebook:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Going viral on Slack:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Reported on Slack:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going viral on Telegram:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Spotted on Discord:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Shared recently on Telegram:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Spotted on Slack:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Just landed via Discord:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Spotted on YouTube:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Breaking via YouTube:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Making waves on YouTube:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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