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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.