Commentary:
When your iPhone's spidey senses say, "Nah, better wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde first." ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐
43 Funny tonight quotes
I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
Tonight, the moon is staring at me.
My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.
I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.
Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.
Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
