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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Live now on TikTok:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Trending via Threads:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Just landed via Telegram:

He took my last fry, your honor.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Making waves on Slack:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Live now on Pinterest:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I put the mess in domestic.

Spotted on WeChat:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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