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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Just shared via Instagram:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Seen just now on Threads:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Going viral on Discord:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Trending via X:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Reported on Slack:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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Making waves on Instagram:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Making waves on Snapchat:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Just landed via WeChat:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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