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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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1 week ago
Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Commentary:
"Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
4 weeks ago
Share →: You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Commentary:
"When you realize you're part of the problem, not the solution… 🚗😅 #TrafficConfession"
2 months ago
Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Commentary:
🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Commentary:
Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!
3 months ago
Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Commentary:
"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"
5 months ago
Share →: Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Commentary:
"Who knew speed cameras could spark a new diet trend? 🚗💨 Intermittent fasting…for drivers on the go! #NeedForSpeed"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Be as adaptable as those people who change their faces as often as traffic lights change their lights 🚦💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ChameleonChic"
5 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Commentary:
🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️"