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  • You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

    …

    Commentary:
    “When you realize you’re part of the problem, not the solution… 🚗😅 #TrafficConfession”

  • Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

    Commentary:
    🚗💡 “Some of you are driving like your turn signal’s on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they’re not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt”

  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

    Commentary:
    Well, technically you’re only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there’s a cop nearby, right? Or at least that’s what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver’s license!

  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

    Commentary:
    “Why do they call it rush hour? It’s more like ‘crawl hour’ if you ask me! It’s the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it ‘slow-ly but surely hour’ instead!”

  • Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew speed cameras could spark a new diet trend? 🚗💨 Intermittent fasting…for drivers on the go! #NeedForSpeed”

  • Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

    Commentary:
    “Life motto: Be as adaptable as those people who change their faces as often as traffic lights change their lights 🚦💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ChameleonChic”

  • Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

    Commentary:
    🚗💨 “Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of ‘Avoid-the-Caravan.’ Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️”

  • Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

    Commentary:
    “Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you’ve got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills”

  • SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

    Commentary:
    🍌🤓 “When it comes to SEO, some experts are truly bananas! 🍌🤪 Who knew that a simple fruit could be the secret to skyrocketing traffic? 🚀😂 Don’t be surprised if you start seeing ‘banana optimization’ guides popping up soon! 📈🍌 #SEOBananaRankingFactor”

  • What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant”

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