44 Funny traffic quotes

• Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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• Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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• I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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• Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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