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22 Funny traffic quotes

  • She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

    Commentary:
    “When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind”

  • Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I misunderstood the ‘bare’ essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶”

  • Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

    Commentary:
    “2023: The year we proudly graduated from ‘Idiocracy Academy’ without even realizing it! 🤪📚🎓”

  • If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix”

  • Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

    Commentary:
    “When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals”

  • If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

    Commentary:
    “Forget counting sheep—I’m signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴”

  • If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, in the great buffet of life, there’s always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack”

  • Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

    Commentary:
    “When your existential crisis takes a coffee break ☕😅 #LivingInDenial”

  • Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

    Commentary:
    “When Tinder can’t deliver, it’s time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂”

  • I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

    Commentary:
    “You’re like a Picasso painting – wonderfully abstract and delightfully puzzling! 🎨😄”

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