44 Funny traffic quotes

• My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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  33 minutes ago

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• I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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  2 hours ago

  back, car, driving, found, humor, i, Jesus, joke, religion, road, road safety, safety, signal, traffic, turn, turn signal

• Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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  7 hours ago

  doing, driving, frustration, green, humor, joke, patience, sat, sign, stop, stop sign, today, traffic, turn, waiting, wondering

• Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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  1 day ago

  baby, baby on board, behind, board, car, car sticker, child, dealing, driver, drivers, humor, know, parenting, putting, right, road, road safety, safety, sticker, traffic, vehicle, wheel

• Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, cop, dead, funny behavior, humor, me, over, playing, playing dead, police, police stop, stop, traffic, traffic stop

• Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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  3 weeks ago

  congratulations, getting, humor, light, red, red light, sarcasm, special, traffic

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  3 weeks ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  1 month ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  2 months ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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  2 months ago

  before, cop, drive, driving, enforcement, humor, i, law, law enforcement, police, question, roundabout, traffic, wonder

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