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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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68 shares on Threads this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

48 shares on X this month:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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