Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

Commentary:
"Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"
6 months ago
Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Commentary:
Whoever named it road rage obviously missed a golden opportunity to say "locomotive" – now that's some next-level wordplay! 🚗💥🚂 Let's pave the way for some locomotive fury on the highways! 🚗🚋😂
6 months ago
Share →: What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the riveting saga of electric cars and diarrhea—one zips you along silently, the other accelerates your trip to the bathroom! 🚗💨💩 Just remember, when nature calls, you better hope your battery is fully charged! ⚡😬 #ChargeUpBeforeYouDropOff
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Commentary:
🚌💫 All aboard the drama bus! 🚌🌟 Remember folks, the real star of the show isn't the passengers with their glamorous lives – it's the humble bus transporting them all around town! 🤩🚌 Who knew public transportation could steal the spotlight? 🌟😆
6 months ago
Share →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"
6 months ago
Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Commentary:
"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of robot transportation! 🤖🚕 Looks like even robots need a lift sometimes – and who can blame them? It's rough out there in the concrete jungle! 🌆 Keep those robot taxis running, folks – it's all part of helping our mechanical friends navigate this crazy world! 🌍🚖"