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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Share →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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"Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶‍♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Commentary:
"Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."
6 months ago
Share →: I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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"Ah, the glamorous life of a chauffeur to mini-humans and four-legged furballs! 🚖👶🐶 Who needs a limo when you've got a minivan full of chaos and cuteness? 🚗😂 #ParentingLife"

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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