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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Live now on WeChat:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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60 shares on Reddit this month:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

46 shares on X this month:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

99 shares on Discord this month:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Just shared via TikTok:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Freshly posted on X:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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