Funny truck quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

  Commentary:
  "That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just sprint after the ice cream truck for your cardio workout? It's the perfect motivation to stay fit and indulge in a sweet treat at the same time – talk about killing two birds with one ice cream cone!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

  Commentary:
  "Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream car is a taco truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs speed when you can have unlimited tacos on wheels? 🌮🚚 Driving to the land of deliciousness, one taco at a time! 🌮🚗 #TacoTuesdayEveryday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

  Commentary:
  How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, seeing someone my age running definitely counts as rare sighting! 🏃‍♀️😂 Who needs an ice-cream truck when you have that kind of motivation, right? #JustAdultingThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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