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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Live now on Twitch:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Just landed via X:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Going viral on Instagram:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Just landed via WeChat:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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75 shares on Instagram this month:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

11 shares on Slack this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

74 shares on Twitch this month:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

34 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

13 shares on Discord this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,685

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Trending via Discord:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Just shared via Discord:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Going viral on Reddit:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Going viral on Messenger:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Seen just now on X:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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