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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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