Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"
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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.
“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
Commentary:
"Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"
I am under no obligation to make sense to you.
Commentary:
"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"
I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.
Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending battle against the dreaded 'Create an Account' button! 💻🔒 It's like a daily reminder that we are all just data points in the vast digital universe. Resistance is futile, my friends! 🤖😅 #TechStruggles #JustLetMeIn"
Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.
Commentary:
"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"
I can’t work under these festive conditions.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's workday is feeling a little too much like a party 🎉🤹♂️! How can you be productive when there's confetti flying and disco balls spinning? Time to put those party hats away and get down to business! 💼🎈
When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"
I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.
Commentary:
"Looks like the couch is on a mission to save you from the evil clutches of exercise! 🦸♂️💪 Who needs a workout when you have a trusty couch sidekick ready to defend you at all costs? 😂🛋️ #CouchPotatoForLife"