36 Funny under quotes

Funny under quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor to brighten up your day 😄✨ Whether you’re feeling a bit low or just love a good chuckle, these witty gems will lift your spirits and tickle your funny bone 😂💬 Get ready to dive into a world where laughter meets cleverness—because who doesn’t need a little fun under the surface? 🎉🙌

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Counting stars definitely beats counting sheep! 🌟😴✨

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Commentary:
Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 🎤😆👑

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Ah, the good old days when you could plan a whole meal during a song download… 🍕📥😅

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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