44 Funny under quotes

• Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

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  7 days ago

  bucket, bucket list, coat, daring, fashion, goal, humor, joke, lingerie, list, playful, still, trench, trench coat, under

• Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

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  1 week ago

  confusion, control, humor, i, just, know, responsibility, uncertainty, under

• Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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  1 week ago

  AI, commenting, friend, friends, gift, gift opening, humor, kid, kids, media, opening, pictures, present, presents, social, social media, under

• In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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  1 week ago

  2007, clothing, fashion, liked, long-sleeve, long-sleeve T-shirt, meant, music, regular, style, t-shirt, trend, under

• Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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  1 week ago

  citrus, citrus fruit, cut, encounter, exaggeration, excellent, fingernail, fruit, high, humor, i, injury, me, number, send, under, universe

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  1 week ago

  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  1 week ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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  1 week ago

  bad, blanket, comfort, cozy, happen, humor, just, nothing, protection, remember, safety, under, while

• Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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  1 week ago

  activity, care, lounging, outdoor, outdoor activity, relaxation, self, self-care, star, stars, therapy, under

• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  1 week ago

  body, corporate, expensive, feels, fragrance, full, humor, office, perfume, scent, setting, should, under, waste, weight, work

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