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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.
An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.
No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Commentary:
"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have designer eye bags? 💁‍♀️✨ Going for that high fashion insomnia look! 😂 #VersaceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
5 months ago
Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Commentary:
Looks like the spider unknowingly signed up for a tiny adventure in the "under the bed wilderness" 🕷️🏞️. At least it won't be lacking in excitement! Just call your kid's room a natural habitat and you've got yourself a mini ecosystem right there 😂.
5 months ago
Share →: “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Commentary:
"Oh yes, blame it on the sky, the ultimate culprit! ☁️ Maybe we should all invest in some sky-high umbrellas to shield ourselves from these 'under the weather' shenanigans. 🌧️ #ThanksALotSky"
5 months ago
Share →: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁‍♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"
5 months ago
Share →: I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Commentary:
"Ah, the never-ending battle against the dreaded 'Create an Account' button! 💻🔒 It's like a daily reminder that we are all just data points in the vast digital universe. Resistance is futile, my friends! 🤖😅 #TechStruggles #JustLetMeIn"
5 months ago
Share →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Commentary:
"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"