Funny unemployed quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

  Commentary:
  "That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

  Commentary:
  "Professional Nap Analyst! 😴💼 You can't get fired if you never get hired! 😂"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can't work the system… or at least look like you're working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

  Commentary:
  Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sweet irony of AI threatening human jobs! 🤖👔 Who would've thought we'd live to see the day when AI might need an AIjobs program? 😂 Maybe we need to start preparing some retraining algorithms for our silicon friends! 🔄🤣 #UnemployedAI

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to replace job qualifications with romantic feelings? Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em! 🤔❤️💼 #JobInterviewFail"

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