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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.
The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.
Adults should get spring break from their jobs.
Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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5 months ago
Share →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Commentary:
"Me: *clocks out at 5pm* 💼🚪 Coworker: Where are you going? Me: On a permanent holiday… in my mind! 🏝️💭 #WorkEthicOnVacation"
5 months ago
Share →: Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'gap year,' also known as a year-long masterclass in procrastination. 🤷‍♂️ Here's to taking a break from adulting and indulging in a gap of profound leisure! 😂✨ #LazyGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a vacation to refill your reservoir of disdain for work! 💼😆 Back to reality with a vengeance! #hatemyjob #workstruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Commentary:
"I mean, who doesn't love a good extended weekend? 🙌 Three-day weekends are like the appetizer of time off – just enough to whet your appetite for relaxation. And hey, if we can make it a regular thing, then four-day weekends can be the main course! 🍔🍟 Who needs a full work week when you can have more weekends, am I right? 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious ankle… off on its own tropical escapade while you're left hobbling along! 🌴😂 Just remember to send a postcard next time, ankle! 💌 #AnkleGoneAWOL"
5 months ago
Share →: Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Commentary:
🔥 "Looks like someone missed the memo that Fyre Festival was canceled! Maybe it's time to trade in those luxury accommodations for a cozy blanket fort at home? #FyreFestivalFail 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of vacation – where your mind drifts away to a tropical paradise, but your bowels remain firmly grounded in reality! 💩🏖️ Just when you thought you could leave all your worries behind, your bowels kindly remind you they're not taking a break anytime soon. Happy travels, and may your digestive system be ever in your favor! 😆✈️"
5 months ago
Share →: The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of living the dream; scrubbing toilets instead of sipping cocktails by the beach 🧼🏠🍹 Who needs a spa day when you can have an Airbnb adventure? 💁‍♂️💅 #VacationGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Commentary:
"Embark on a family road trip for an exhilarating adventure of scenic views and screen-time defense tactics! 🚗📱👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Sit back, relax, and enjoy the beauty of nature while dodging distracted gazes. It's a game of 'Spot the Scenery!' 🌿📵 #FamilyRoadTripFun"