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35 Funny vacation quotes

Funny vacation quotes add a humorous touch to your travel adventures! 🌴😂 From witty remarks about packing woes to playful observations on holiday mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of escaping the daily grind. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of your travels! 😄✈️

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

3 months ago

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

3 months ago

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

3 months ago

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

3 months ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

3 months ago

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

3 months ago

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

3 months ago

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

3 months ago

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

3 months ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 months ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

3 months ago

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 months ago

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

3 months ago

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

3 months ago