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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.