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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Trending via Instagram:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Live now on Instagram:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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62 shares on X this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

100 shares on X this month:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

29 shares on Messenger this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

54 shares on Discord this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Just landed via WeChat:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Going bananas on WeChat:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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