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67 Funny waiting quotes

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

1 month ago

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

1 month ago

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

1 month ago

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

2 months ago

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

2 months ago

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

2 months ago

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

3 months ago

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

3 months ago

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

3 months ago

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

3 months ago

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

3 months ago

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

3 months ago

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

3 months ago

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

3 months ago

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

3 months ago

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

3 months ago

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

3 months ago

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

3 months ago

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

3 months ago

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

3 months ago

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

3 months ago

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

3 months ago

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

3 months ago

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

3 months ago

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

3 months ago

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

3 months ago