116 Funny waiting quotes

• I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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  2 hours ago

  aging, faster, humor, i, know, lesson, life, life lesson, line, much, number, older, patience, things, wait, waiting, zero

• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  4 hours ago

  chicken, food, food humor, grocery, grocery store, humor, hunt, lot, parking, parking lot, ready, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, shopping humor, store, thrill, waiting

• “You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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  8 hours ago

  again, communication, dog, God, hear, humor, i, quick, quick reply, relationship, reply, wait, waiting

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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  10 hours ago

  comparison, favorite, humor, impatience, irony, line, lines, move, observation, queue, standing, waiting, watching

• Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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  11 hours ago

  abduct, abduction, alien, aliens, dressed, extraterrestrial, feels, humor, joke, me, pretty, readiness, ready, rude, sarcasm, still, waiting

• Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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  13 hours ago

  doing, driving, frustration, green, humor, joke, patience, sat, sign, stop, stop sign, today, traffic, turn, waiting, wondering

• I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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  20 hours ago

  anticipation, humor, i, optimism, patience, wait, waiting, works

• I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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  22 hours ago

  communication, finds, hope, humor, i, message, no response, patience, response, row, sarcasm, text, texting, waiting, well

• Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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  23 hours ago

  anything, checking, comparison, disappointment, expectation, good, humor, magic, media, refrigerator, social, social media, staring, Twitter, waiting

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  23 hours ago

  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

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