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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

1 month ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

2 months ago

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

3 months ago

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

3 months ago

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

3 months ago

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

3 months ago

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

3 months ago

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

3 months ago

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

3 months ago

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

3 months ago

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

3 months ago

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

3 months ago

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

3 months ago

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

3 months ago

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

3 months ago