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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.
Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.
Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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6 days ago
Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Commentary:
"Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
2 months ago
Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉
3 months ago
Share →: I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Commentary:
"Absolutely! Why should we wake up early on the weekend when we've worked all week to earn those precious hours of sleep? 😂⏰ Let sleeping in reign supreme! 😴👑"
3 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
3 months ago
Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Commentary:
Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!
3 months ago
Share →: Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – always looking forward to the next big adventure… in dreamland! Who knew that the highlight of our day would be the sweet relief of hitting the snooze button? Sleep tight, dream big, and let's hope tomorrow's wake-up call is just as exciting!"
4 months ago
Share →: My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Commentary:
"Waking up in the morning be like… 'not again' 🤦‍♂️🤣 Sounds like someone isn't a morning person! Just hit that snooze button and pretend it's not happening 💤😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Commentary:
"Setting your alarm to applause for waking up at 7am is a brilliant idea – after all, it's basically a standing ovation for adulting before most people even hit snooze for the first time!"