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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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"🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"
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Share →: I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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"Life is a balancing act, just like how I pretend to have it all together while my sock is busy creating chaos inside my shoe! 🚶‍♂️🧦 #HiddenStruggles #SockDrama"

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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