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6 months ago
Share →: Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Commentary:
"Experience is like a surprise gift you never knew you wanted 🎁😅 If life throws you a curveball instead of a home run, just remember – you're gaining valuable experience points along the way! ⚾️🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of justifying unnecessary purchases with more unnecessary purchases! 🛍️ Who needs logic when you have retail therapy, am I right? 😅💸"
6 months ago
Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Commentary:
Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation
6 months ago
Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"
6 months ago
Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Commentary:
🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions 😂!
6 months ago
Share →: You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Commentary:
When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense
6 months ago
Share →: When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of vague aspirations coming back to haunt us! 😂 It's all fun and games until you realize you're not even sure who you wanted to be in the first place! 🤔 Next time, let's remember to aim for something a bit more specific, shall we? 🎯"
6 months ago
Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Commentary:
"🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"