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Funny wasting quotes are the perfect way to laugh at those moments when time slips away ⏳🀣 Whether you’re procrastinating, binge-watching, or just chilling without a care, these witty lines remind us that wasting time can be an art form πŸŽ¨πŸ˜‚ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even embrace your inner time-waster with some hilarious vibes! πŸ˜œπŸ•’βœ¨

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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