Funny wasting quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷‍♂️😂🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

  Commentary:
  "If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

  Commentary:
  "Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who's all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions"

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