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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of β€œbanana” decide when to stop?

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has viewed:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦ has shared:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Spotted on Facebook:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Reported on Instagram:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Just landed via Reddit:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby β€” jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has viewed:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has copied:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Just shared via Reddit:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Just landed via Discord:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Seen just now on Slack:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Cicadas are all like, β€œY’all mind if I scream?”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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