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48 Funny watching quotes

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

2 weeks ago

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

4 weeks ago

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

1 month ago

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

1 month ago

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

1 month ago

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

1 month ago

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

2 months ago

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

2 months ago

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

2 months ago

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

3 months ago

Dance like China isn’t watching.

3 months ago

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

3 months ago

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

3 months ago

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

3 months ago

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

3 months ago

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

3 months ago

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

3 months ago

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

3 months ago

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

3 months ago