58 Funny watching quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.
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  2 months ago

  View →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dance like China isn’t watching.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
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  4 months ago

  View →: All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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