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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Reported on YouTube:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Making waves on X:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Spotted on Instagram:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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71 Funny watching quotes

Funny watching quotes 🤣 are like the cherry on top of your favorite comedy show 🍒, adding a sprinkle of laughter to your day! Whether you’re binging your favorite series 📺 or scrolling through a meme-worthy movie list 🎥, these quotes provide the perfect punchline to your viewing experience. Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even snort-laugh as you dive into a world where humor meets entertainment! 😂🎬

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1 hour ago
Share →: Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Commentary:
Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
9 hours ago
Share →: Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Commentary:
Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊
1 day ago
Share →: There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Commentary:
When you're trying to outsmart a caveman, but end up looking like you've lost a game of tic-tac-toe to a rock 🎯🪨😂
4 days ago
Share →: For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀
5 days ago
Share →: We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Commentary:
Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
5 days ago
Share →: I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Commentary:
Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics 🏆🎬📺🎮!
7 days ago
Share →: Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Commentary:
Now that's a hole-in-one I didn't sign up for! 🏌️‍♂️😳🤣
1 week ago
Share →: Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Commentary:
Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Commentary:
Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
2 weeks ago
Share →: Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Commentary:
I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Meow means woof in cat.

Reported on Facebook:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Going viral on Slack:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Live now on WeChat:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Trending via X:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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