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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Reported on Messenger:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Broadcasted on X:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Just shared via Slack:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Shared recently on X:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Trending via Reddit:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Funny well quotes 💦 are like sprinkles on the cupcake of life—adding a splash of humor to our daily grind! Whether you’re feeling as dry as a desert or as bubbly as a champagne toast, these witty words of wisdom will make you chuckle while you sip and reflect. Ready to dive into the well of laughter? 😂 Let’s uncover the humor beneath the surface and take a refreshing dip into the world of clever quips!

New funny well quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Commentary:
When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩‍👧✋
2 days ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
2 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Commentary:
Ah, the fine print of adulthood—must have missed that part! 🧓📜😂
3 days ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Commentary:
I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
5 days ago
Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Commentary:
R2D2 told me to beep-boop myself out of this conversation! 🤖😂
5 days ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Commentary:
When you try to out-narrate the AI squad with some good old-fashioned dialectical materialism 🤓📚💥
5 days ago
Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Commentary:
Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
6 days ago
Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
1 week ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Commentary:
Talking to flowers? At least they won’t talk behind your petals! 🌻🗣️🌼
1 week ago
Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Commentary:
"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Going viral on YouTube:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Spotted on Telegram:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Making waves on Reddit:

The future is buffering.

Making waves on Discord:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Just landed via TikTok:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Reported on YouTube:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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