78 Funny well quotes

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  7 days ago

  View →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.
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  1 week ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.
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  1 month ago

  View →: “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?
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  3 months ago

  View →: My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
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  3 months ago

  View →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I was actually doing so well until your email found me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.
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  5 months ago

  View →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope this email finds you in a well.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?
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  5 months ago

  View →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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